Aphorism XV

Contra Voltaire, it is to the living that we owe truth; to the dead we owe only respect.

Aphorism XIV

I have never met an anti-dogmatist, but I have met people who are opposed to anyone other than themselves making ex cathedra statements.

Aphorism XIII

Anyone who tells you the Gospel is about love is speaking the truth; but anyone who says the Gospel is about love and defines love simply as warm, fuzzy feelings is a fool or a liar and should be instructed, admonished or ignored as necessary.

Aphorism XII

Wisdom finds its end not in some proof, but in the Sanctus.

Aphorism XI

Marxist argumentation: When logic and reality are against you, accuse your opponent of a pathology.

EDIT:

Or, to put in the terms of the Underpants Gnomes...

Argument Plan:

Phase 1: Accuse your opponent of a pathology.

Phase 2: ???

Phase 3: Victory!

See how simply it is?

Aphorism X

Being anti-Scylla does not make one pro-Charybdis.

Aphorism IX

Reality is heteronormative.

Aphorism VIII

"Equality" means that every member of society can have the aristocratic vices of Imperial Rome.

Aphorism VII

The modern world is only semi-Nietzschean; it has all of Nietzsche's vices but none of his virtues.

Aphorism VI

Electoral politics in the modern United States is the result of turning the fallacy of the false dilemma into a way of life.

Aphorism V

The modern hatred of hierarchies is really the hatred of not being at the top of one.

Aphorism IV

Agreeing to be a slave doesn't make you any less of one.

Aphorism III

When modern man says, "That is not realistic," what he truly means is, "That is not easy."

Aphorism II

Tell me what you would die for and I will tell you what you love.

Aphorism I

When attempting to understand an otherwise incomprehensible event in the modern world, hold to these two principles: Cherchez la femme et cherchez l'argent.