An aside

I think I am going to print up a bumper sticker that reads, "Don't blame me, I support a benevolent Hapsburg monarchy."

Other ideas:

"Don't blame me, I voted for Jefferson Davis."

"Don't blame me, I supported the Anti-Federalists."

"Don't blame me, I supported the Cavaliers."

"Don't blame me, I supported the Vendée."

"Don't blame me, I can comprehend Amendment X."